Shit My Grandma Texts
Bringing you the bizarre, mobile ramblings of a retired grandmother in Florida
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She is now texting me voice recordings of herself. This is a new level of technological expertise I did not know my grandma was aware of, let alone capable of performing.
(She mentions a Reno in the recording. That is her pug and constant companion.)
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At the ocean eating burger king.Which, I initially read/interpreted as: The Burger King that devours oceans.
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I’m going through granddaughter withdraws.Sent the day after I returned from visiting for week in Florida. This one is really just more cute than funny.
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Bonnie, Rita and I signed up for bunco saturday night.
This Summer, Bonnie, Rita, and Cecilia tear up the Miami streets in “Ladies Night: At the Club House.”
Oh, and wondering what bunco is? Me too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WCILuM5vrI
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Cece and Reno sitting in the large sunroom. Was sitting in the backyard.Great, now she’s talking about herself in third person.
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Water walked 1 hour, 15 minutes. In large sunroom, low 70s.
(It’s like little Grandma haikus!)
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Just won 10 games of dice at the clubhouse.I’m not sure which is worse… The fact she was playing dice or was at a clubhouse.
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Sent from my grandma’s Take Off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS) club. I’m pretty sure that guy is asking if the music could be turned down… or maybe for a Werther’s and a blanket.
